gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

(via aqua-twin)

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

cocaina-y-caviar:

Ladies, never ever fight over a man. Fight over a job, parking space, your spot in a long line….the last chicken wing. But never over a man. Never.

(via telepathogens)

gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

(via the-silver-sandwich)

Anonymous asked: Crush my head with your marvelous thighs

WHO ARE YOU ANd that is most doable, I assure you

hotsenator:

Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with shit you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored

(via yomingscrow)

laurenpate:

A wild francoisdelabooo appears

LAUR EN GO D MY THIGH IS THUNDEROUS

busket:

i just realized that the crunchyroll logo is an anime eye

image

(via homuism)

heroes-get-made:

"This isn’t your typical love story…" opens the trailer for a movie about a white, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, middle class, and likely loosely Christian couple who find each other through serendipity and a very small amount of actual work.

(via erenandthejaegerbombs)

toocooltobehipster:

i hate when guys are like “guys can’t wear makeup, if we’re ugly there’s nothing we can do”

like yes you can wear makeup???? literally nobody is stopping you lol

(via laurenpate)